Sales Against Humanity

Sales Against Humanity

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Sales Against Humanitymade by Dock Brand Design Team Corp.

Sales Against Humanitymade by Dock Brand Design Team Corp.

The rules · such as they are

How to play

A party game for horrible salespeople.

Each round, the black card sets up the joke.
Click a white card to play it.
On a keyboard: 1–5 plays a card, Enter starts the next round.
5 rounds. The points are made up. The title is forever.
Share your best punchline on LinkedIn. HR is watching anyway.

Not affiliated with Cards Against Humanity. But spiritually? Absolutely.

Limited time offer · forever

The Official Unofficial Deck™

105 cards of pure pipeline trauma.
Print it, cut it, and ruin your next team offsite.

~~$499 / seat / year~~ ~~$99 one-time~~

$0.00 forever free · no demo required

35 black cards, 70 white cards
Works offline. It's paper.
Zero CRM integrations. You're welcome.
SOC 2 compliant (it's literally paper)
Deploys on any office printer. RIP toner.

Or talk to sales →

™ Not actually trademarked. Obviously.
Still not affiliated with Cards Against Humanity.